1 Beer Goggles
As it happens, beer goggles are a real live scientific phenomenon....After a few drinks everyone does look quite appealing. Scientists tested a group of 84 British students with some lime-flavored drinks. Some of those drinks were non-alcoholic, some were spiked with vodka to get the subject good and sauced.I like to think they served these drinks in beakers and graduated cylinders, in true nerd fashion.
In a laboratory simulation of 'cruising for chicks on Facebook after downing a six pack,' the scientists showed the college students photos of both males and females and had students play the scientific method's first documented instance of would you rather. What they discovered was that the students with the spiked drinks found the people in the photos more attractive--even the heterosexual students looking at people of their own gender.
So the good news is if you're a dude who dreams of going out to the bar and winding up as some hot chick's drunken mistake, you've got a chance. The bad news is, the same scenario could lead to the burly arms of some dude who looks like Ed ASner
2.She Likes The Way You Move
Dancers or men Who are more appealing to the eye when dancing are more likely to win women's attentions and even a shot at their heart.
Of course, the opposite holds true as well. If you've got the rhythm of an epileptic monkey then the odds are you're leaving the club alone....
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A researcher in England named Dr. Peter Lovatt spent many a night in dance clubs observing how women reacted to dancing guys, probably in hopes of picking up some pointers. What Dr. Lovatt discovered was that by mimicking those sexy Saturday Night Fever moves of John Travolta, you (he?) will stand a better chance of getting Womens Attention and not go home alone.
3. Stay Away From Your Hot Cousin!
Dont Marry in the family, marrying cousins could lead to deformed babies, we've all heard this and,
If there's anything we can learn from our history lessons, it's that years and years of inbreeding leads to bad things. Just look at the royal families, where Charles II of Spain was thought by many people to be mentally retarded due to generations of inbreeding, or Prince Charles, who wound up with those terrifying ears.
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After 30 years of extensive research, scientists in Western Australia have concluded that most babies born to first cousins are just as healthy as others.In Western Australia, there are at least 500 marriages between first cousins, and many more throughout the world (I'm looking at you, West Virginia), So safe be said there will be no X-Men-style mutant uprising that could result due to marrying of First cousins. But its probably against Moral laws...
4.Chicks Dig the car
This is a myth Among most men that the better the cars, the better chances you have with chicks, Yeah, I've heard this a couple of times.. Probably why there soo much traffic in Dar Es Salaam donchu tink? anyway back to da point...If you think you're going to pick up a woman in a beat up hatchback, then you'd better listen to those Free Credit Report guys, because as their catchy jingle says, women won't give you the time of day if you drive a lame ride
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A British insurance company called Hiscox (seriously?) conducted the study. They found when female subjects heard the roar of a Maserati's engine, they went to their happy place down south. Out of the 40 women who participated in the study, every last woman reported getting that tingly sensation from the sports car.
So maybe you're thinking that being "green" and "economically responsible" might turn some women on, right? After all, chicks dig a guy who cares about the earth! Well, not so much. The study also concluded that not only were both guys and chicks turned completely off by the sound of a VW Polo, but it actually lowered everyone's testosterone level.
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