Things Men Dont Want you to Know about Them

I'm getting more Relationship mail by the day! This one's from Anil, Dar es Salaam.

We Actually Do Pay Attention to Our Diets We're actually paying really close attention to the amount of carbs we eat.

Chick Flicks Aren't as Bad as We Pretend They Are Those Ryan Reynolds romantic comedies we're always complaining about being dragged to? They're totally watchable! We wouldn't mind seeing one tonight.

We're Not Always as Smooth As We'd Like to Be No matter how many times we do it, we get a little nervous every time we have to take off your bra.

We Use Your Toiletries We steal your deodorant all the time — even the kind that smells like lilac breeze or whatever.

We Love You, But We're Not Blind We've thought about which of your sisters we'd sleep with if we had to. And we've decided.

There's a Lot of Pressure to Be Manly Say we're at a baseball game and we're sitting in left field. We're really kind of scared a ball's going to be hit to us and we'll have to catch it or be embarrassed.

 We're Insecure About Our Bodies, Too For approximately the first 49 times you see us naked, we're sucking in our stomach.

We Aren't Opposed to Working Out with You We want to try yoga.

We Manscape There's a good chance we shave our chest hair with clippers.

It Would Be Nice If You Offered to Pay We don't want to pick up the check nearly as often as we pick up the check.

We Aren't Fearless Your dad still scares us.

We Try To Act Cooler Than We Are We're often way more into you than we're comfortable letting on.

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