Gérard Depardieu's little Plane Incident

'Non, non Monsieur! You can't wee wee here!' but it was too late..the deed was done...Thats what happened in city jet Plane, when 62 yr old Actor had a wee wee in the plane aisle, apparently he was drunk..still not an excuse.

‘An air hostess told him he had to wait 15 minutes until we were in the air and he could leave his seat. 

‘She told him there was nothing she could do until then and that he would have to hold it in. But he replied that he couldn’t wait, then he just stood up and urinated on the floor.’

Though his friends have given different versions of the story...

They said he insisted he was ‘absolutely not drunk’ but had been caught short and forced to urinate into an empty bottle as privately as possible.

When some spilled on the floor, they said, the actor offered to  clean it up himself but the crew decided to turn round and taxi back to the terminal and have him escorted off the jet by ground crew.

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I dont know what was funnier...The French Actor who had a wee wee in plane aisle or Anderson Cooper who had giggle fit while reporting it!