What Men Aren’t Telling You, According to Ashton Kutcher

Back by popular demand, the actor (turned love coach) risks his bro card to reveal his fellow males’ secret thoughts.

Women’s Clothes
We notice more where the clothes aren’t than where they are.


Their Hair
Some of us are really concerned about it. There’s a subset of guys who don’t care at all, and that’s where baseball caps come in.


Their Bodies
Men think they’re fat too. Girls tell their friends, ‘Oh, you’re not fat at all!’ Guys tell their friends, ‘Yeah, dude, you really are.

Exercise
Guys basically eat what they want but then work out like crazy. We’re not doing it ‘cause it feels good.


Their Biggest Fear
Rejection. We’re terrified to ask girls out. You should just pass a note that says, ‘Ask me out!’ Otherwise, he’ll be too scared to.


Listening to You
We basically press the mute button once we get the point of the story. I don’t need to know the color of her bag. Just say what happened!


Valentine’s Day
All guys hate Valentine’s Day, 100 percent guaranteed. All that pressure? Even if they’re a romantic type, they’re like, ‘Ugh, God, this sucks.


Their Mothers
At the end of the day, Mom’s vote matters. If you’re not in with his mom, that’s probably going to be an issue.


Hurt Feelings
We’re trained from a young age to handle it like John Wayne and not make a fuss. It’s probably not the healthiest thing in the world.


Female Friends
Female friends can definitely exist without sex. If he hasn’t tried anything within a month, he’s not going to.


And What They Want Most of All
I think guys want to be with someone who believes in them more than they believe in themselves..o_O?