Pope Bans Carla Bruni From the Vatican

French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy was warned to stay away from the Vatican - by the Pope himself! How Screwed is ur life wen the Pope takes time out of his schedule to say he doesn't want to see your face at the vatican!?! Like your some sort of 'infection' to the church....Ouch Carla..i know that hurt!

Ahead of President Sarkozy's 30-minute audience with the Pontiff earlier this month, Vatican officials sent the French ambassador a message saying: "Carla Sarkozy is not welcome in the Vatican." 

The message, which led her to stay in Paris, is said to be over the Pope's fears that more racy photographs of her days as a catwalk model would emerge. Nude and semi-naked pictures from her days as a model are regularly published in the media.  In one, she's seen posing in just a pair of knee high boots and a diamond ring.  I dont know what the pope is going on and on about,  I just think that wasnt a clever move..Dont Worry Carla Well Hey atleast Dalai Lama dont seem to mind.  

Neither does the queen

Nor Rabbi Arthur Schneier

And this Israeli Religious Leader Guy

And Bill Clinton

Well Duh Of-course Bill doesnt mind Carla Bruni..He's Bill Clinton !

UnderWear Line!! Act like i just dint say that

President Sarkozy set up the meeting with the Pope after polls showed his popularity rating with French Catholics had fallen from 61% to 47% in the past year.  Although raised a Catholic himself, Sarkozy is twice divorced and his current wife has an illegitimate child.  The Elysée Palace in Paris had no comment on why the first lady stayed in Paris for the Vatican trip, I guess the President figured he’d better leave his bombshell behind to stay ‘one’ with the pope. I wonder what would’ve have happened if she showed up,  would they have kicked her out? That would be the best headline ever on Frontpage  Ever!

This Picture with the caption:

‘First lady Kicked out of Church;Reasons Withheld’ 

Of All excuses for kicking Carla out of Vatican i think The The Daily Mash had the best, a senior source from the daily mash said  

"The Pope prefers not to wear underpants so we have to be very careful about who we let him get close to. The likes of Madonna, Susan Boyle and Hillary Clinton are all fine, while Cherie Blair probably made it shrink."But, even though this is an 83 year-old celibate who thinks sex is for rabid monkeys, we are talking about Carla Bruni for Christ's sake.

Buhahaha! Totally not 'My views'