Random facts about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When Chuck Norris walkes into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water get's Chuck Norrised
Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Who would win the race between Ironman and Superman to the moon?
Chuck Norris's dog picks up its own sh!t because Chuck Norris doesn't take sh!t from anybody
When God sneezes, people say Chuck Norris bless you
chuck norris died 20 years ago. death just never had the guts to tell him.
Ps. Google..Where is Chuck Norris and press I'm feeling lucky...
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