Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Another Woman in another Tiger Scandal, His kindergaten teacher!!!


 So Tiger Woods alleges in Charles Barkley's book that he was the victim of a racially-motivated attack on his first day of kindergarten. Here is a brief excerpt from the book.
"I became aware of my racial identity on my first day of school, on my first day of kindergarten. A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted [the n-word] on me, and threw rocks at me. That was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn't do much of anything" 
Poor little Tiger....
On the other hand Tiger woods teacher Maureen Decker, who is being represented by lawyer Gloria Allred  wants a private and public apology from Tiger Woods.


Gloria Allred said, "Under the circumstances where a dedicated teacher has been unfairly slandered and maligned for motives that can only be speculated about, we think it is time for Tiger Woods to do the right thing and retract his statement. No teacher should ever be treated in such a callous and unfair manner especially one such as Ms. Decker. The time for Tiger Woods to make direct amends to her is now."
Gloria Allred says her client believes an incident Tiger Woods explains in Charles Barkley's book never, Who's Afraid of a Large Black Man, never happened.

Wait, so Tiger lied yet again? Tiger don't you ever learn?!  But wait, Tiger could be telling the truth this time but after 18 + number of women..Who'll believe him now!! I trust you Tiger, that Kindergarten Teacher aint pretty anyway!

Gloria Allred said in a statement, "Ms. Decker believes that no such incident ever occurred to Tiger Woods while he was under he care as a kindergarten pupil on the first day of class. Further, neither Tiger nor his parents nor anyone even reported the alleged racial incident to her or the administration. Therefore Ms. Decker contends that the statement that ... 'And the teacher really didn't do much of anything,' is completely untrue, since such an incident never occurred and was never reported to her by anyone while Tiger was a student at the school."

On other news, The tiger woods potato chips, flavored in Tiger...are now available at your local store, rush now and avoid clashes.

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