Boob Job In a Bottle

A new gel which claims to boost women's breast size by half a cup in two months has hit the shelves.
Aptly called Boob Job gel, according to the makers Rodial, you just need to apply it twice-daily for 56 days to get plumper and firmer breasts, which can be lifted by as much as an inch.
Compared to the cost of plastic surgery, the lotion might offer the breast value for money, at a mere £125.

'This really will revolutionise thousands of women's lives,' she said. 'We wanted to offer every woman a fast and safe alternative to expensive and painful breast enlargement surgery.
'Every year thousands take the plunge and have surgery to achieve the cleavage they always wanted.
'But Rodial Boob Job offers a larger cup size without the need for surgery.'
The gel, which is derived from an Asian root extract, works with the natural fat cells in breasts.
As fat cells move around after you eat, Boob Job 'blocks' them into an area where the product has been applied - boosting your bust, according to Rodial.
No more Boob Jobs..